a few years ago i met this drunk girl. she was being obnoxious and bragging to the whole bar about her brand new porsche. she was going to different tables, asking people what cars they had, then laughed and said how sad it was that they didn't also have porsches. she was annoying but i didn't think anything of it until my friend started calling her bluff. my friend said "if you really have a new porsche, why didn't you drive it here? I don't see a porsche in the parking lot" and she said something like she didn't want to get it dirty on the ride over. they argued then it turned into a screaming match and they both got kicked out for being loud and wasted. it continued outside tho. she actually drove a honda, not a porsche. my friend, being drunk and stupid, said "see you don't drive a porsche, you drive this piece of sh*t" and kicked the bumper of her car. long story short they got in a huge court battle over it. she won obviously.